I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
trying to figure out someone else’s shower
It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.
the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here
I need to be physical with someone. Not even in a sexual way, I just need to feel someone. A hand on mine, or fingers running through my hair. Someone close enough for me to feel their heart. I need the warmth of someone else, and that makes me very sad.
i love kissing so much how it can be soft and romantic or hard and passionate or lazy and sleepy or affectionate and then it’s like you like the person and they like you because you are kissing and it’s just you two and you can close your eyes and there will be nothing in the world except that